I can't stand it when people claim that they're the best. Anyone can say it - but how many can prove it. I can say that Hijinx is the best magician in New York City ... but why would you believe me? And what exactly is a fair way of measuring exactly what "the best" is anyway?
You can say that the Yankees are the best team in baseball - and cite their long list of World Series wins, but others will tell you that the Yankees suck ... based on the fact they live in a second rate city like Boston ...
Just kidding, I don't give a hoot about baseball - I wasted my youth practicing card tricks.
So, I won't claim to be the best magician in the world (that category is already filled by a bunch of mullet wearing losers who prance in sequins to 80's sound tracks while pointing at boxes. No, I am the greatest magician in the universe.
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